Now we've seen everything.

The people at Reynolds Wrap invented a human feed bag for the serious snackers on Super Bowl Sunday. Complete with three pouches of varying sizes, a beer-can holder, and a lap tray, the foil-makers called described this contraption as an "integrated food tray that turns you into a human table—life goal accomplished." We're really not sure who's life goal is to be a human table, but who are we to judge?

Photo: Reynolds Consumer Products

Reynolds Wrap actually sold this product- but if you wanted to get yours hands on one of these, you're out of luck. The Reynolds Wrap Hunger Harness went on sale on for $4.99, but sold out almost immediately. We're not sure if they'll be restocking yet, but if you've always wanted to be a human table, keep your eyes open.