It's tough being a female. Other than some of the obvious issues, there's so much we think about that most men don't. Hair, makeup, what we are wearing, our bodies. It's never ending, and it's something as small as this that contributes to the struggles of being a woman.

I get you wet and lather you up. I give you a good massage. Sometimes I’ll even do it again to make sure I got every part of you.

I wrap you with a microfiber towel and let you cozily sit in it before I pump some volume in you. One pump. Two pump. Sometimes three if you really need it.

I show you extra attention by rubbing a nice-smelling oil all over you and maybe even cream.

All I ask in return is that you give me some body back. It isn’t too much to ask for.

But then I wake up the next day and I’m shocked and annoyed. Occasionally even grossed out. I showed you so much love why couldn’t you do this ONE thing for me?!

Ugh. The struggles of being a female.

Isn’t it the worst when your hair doesn’t air dry or curl properly after washing it?

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LOOK: Milestones in women's history from the year you were born

Women have left marks on everything from entertainment and music to space exploration, athletics, and technology. Each passing year and new milestone makes it clear both how recent this history-making is in relation to the rest of the country, as well as how far we still need to go. The resulting timeline shows that women are constantly making history worthy of best-selling biographies and classroom textbooks; someone just needs to write about them.

Scroll through to find out when women in the U.S. and around the world won rights, the names of women who shattered the glass ceiling, and which country's women banded together to end a civil war.