I'm pretty sure all the sun in Florida does something to their residents' brains because anytime you hear about a crazy story it comes from Florida... and sure enough this one does.

Fox 13 News says that a woman was arrested last week for misusing 911. The woman called 911 asking for someone to bring her chicken wings and cigarettes because she was too drunk to drive and get them herself. She also stated that if she didn't get these two things she would pass out. Deputies then showed up to her home where she was arrested... sans chicken wings and cigarettes.

She may have been dumb to call 911 but at least she had some common sense left knowing she wasn't good to drive.